You’re so vain, you prob- ably think this haiku is about you, don’t you? #humpdayhaiku
Sometimes haiku just write themselves. “I can’t sleep,” he said. “And I am writing haiku.” Counting sheep it is. As always, bonus points if you leave a comment in the form of haiku (5-7-5 syllables)
There was a mouse under my desk at work. So I wrote a haiku. Naturally. Mouse under my desk So fuzzy and cute, but you Freaked me the hell out. #humpdayhaiku
Am I the only one who has this problem with cauliflower? Bonus points if you answer in the form of a haiku (5-7-5 syllable structure). Why, cauliflower? Are you so hard to chop up without a big mess? #humpdayhaiku
Because how else does a 7-year-old sit on a couch?
I can’t remember the last time I dressed up for Halloween. And, yet, I was in two costumes this year. (We had some fun workouts at my gym pre and post Halloween. There was also a fun Halloween party. It was a bit awkward when my ex-husband picked up the boys and I was dressed […]